Tuesday, October 30, 2007

The Death Test



DEAD AT 73


cancer




The Death Test

According to our research, you'll be dead by
June 2052
at age 73
- probable cause -
cancer
YOU DIE: 72.7 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years
As you can plainly see, you have no more health and vitality than the average man.
WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 16326.7 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 39% of your life.
A FEW COLLECTED STATISTICS
Across all 1114423 test takers.
21% smoke.
50% have health insurance.
6% eat a lot of nice beef.
46% hold in farts.
15% are impressed with themselves.
The top cause of death among relatives was cancer.
The most widely suffered ailment among takers is high blood pressure.
The average day for an OkCupid user involves 7.8 hours of sleep and 1.1 movements of the bowel.

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